Electron is not crossplatform Show more

@amydentata actually no, if you can make someone pay to do their job, it's even "better".

Goals for 2019:

1). Get back the lean body I had before the accident.

2). Stop calling getting fat and out of shape "the accident".

Ihr kennt das: Ihr sitzt im grΓΌn beleuchteten Raum, wollt eigentlich euren unformatierten JS-Code in Ordnung bringen und habt sogar schon ein bisschen reingezoomt, aber es ist super schwierig, weil die rechte Seite des Bildschirms sich nicht scharf stellen lΓ€sst.

"Welcome to Magic School. Here is your schedule."
"Thanks! But..."
"Yes?"
"This is just 'Ethics' and 'Human rights' and things like that."
"Correct, that's the first year curriculum."
"Do we have to learn all this?"
"Of course! What do you think this is, software engineering?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

when the boss tells us to deprioritize fixing tech debt "so we can ship more product features"

You have been visited by margaret hamilton. Fast code and moon landings will come to you but only if you boost this toot

@ConnyDuck I think I could create an account for you and suspend it if that's any help?

Three things you need to know about the universe Show more

People often wonder why printers are so cantankerous but frankly any device that embeds pigmented runes in the remains of long-dead trees is going to be stricken by an ancient faerie curse from the start

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Mastodon

Hosts the official accounts for the @Jabit and @Abit projects, and possibly some personal stuff.