"Welcome to Magic School. Here is your schedule."
"This is just 'Ethics' and 'Human rights' and things like that."
"Correct, that's the first year curriculum."
"Do we have to learn all this?"
"Of course! What do you think this is, software engineering?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
@ConnyDuck I think I could create an account for you and suspend it if that's any help?
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1) It's big. Really big.
2) It doesn't officially have a name but people call it Bob.
3) It really wishes people wouldn't call it Bob.
"I'd like to return my companion-bot, serial code JX99031."
"Sure; and could you describe the fault you encountered?"
"Fault? Nah, it's perfect. Never been so well taken care of. Hate having to send it back honestly."
"Then... why are you returning it?"
"This will sound really weird."
"It misses it's mum."
"Oh! That's a rare glitch. No return necessary, it can visit the factory any time during business hours."
@mxlinux while Proton is (probably) great, I don't quite see the point in using it to run Q3A - it already runs natively on Linux and as it's open source, I think it's also very actively maintained. (Other than Quake 4, which I just can't get to output sound on my Ubuntu 18.04 installation.)
I have been notified by an Admin here that they are getting 60 reports a day about my account. As far as I can tell, I'm not breaking any rules, and I've done my best to be a good person here. But this admin is going to suspend my account.
It's the Admin's instance, so I fully support their choice to eliminate a source of frustration, but something to consider: a person who is doing nothing wrong can be run off one instance by a mob from another instance. That seems ... not cool. 1/x