Christian Basler ππ» @chrigu@mastodon.dissem.ch
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US Politics
I'm sure not everyone want to give this guy their e-mail address, but maybe someone wants to fill out that totally unbiased poll?
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/landing/2020-trump-vs-dem-poll
This president totally kills satire, among other things.
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RT @allenholub@twitter.com
Could we just dump the T in TDD entirely? Let's call it EDD (Example Driven Development [or Design]). That T causes no end of misunderstanding. We are not writing tests. We're writing code.
π¦π: https://twitter.com/allenholub/status/1227049507306778624
Some shameless advertising for my new app: Do you have a lot of loyalty cards in your wallet? Are the apps to replace them too slow to be practical?
Cards Ready is designed to be quick, has no ads and does not track you: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ch.dissem.cards
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Standard Ebooks: Free and liberated ebooks, carefully produced for the true book lover. https://standardebooks.org/
What you guys are referring to as Linux, is in fact, Android/Linux 
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@nextcloud can you tell my why nextcloud-client isn't available as snap anymore? That's a real pity!
Hey @Gargron I just noticed the Fedilab link on joinmastodon.org points to a wrong version, the correct link is https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=app.fedilab.android - I thought you might want to know.
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Electron is not crossplatform
any more than software that runs in a VMWare virtual appliance is crossplatform. It's not even significantly lighter weight than doing that.
Taking your platform with you doesn't make your software crossplatform.
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this sums up agile development in the enterprise quite nicely https://www.halfarsedagilemanifesto.org
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Goals for 2019:
1). Get back the lean body I had before the accident.
2). Stop calling getting fat and out of shape "the accident".
1). Get back the lean body I had before the accident.
2). Stop calling getting fat and out of shape "the accident".
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"Welcome to Magic School. Here is your schedule."
"Thanks! But..."
"Yes?"
"This is just 'Ethics' and 'Human rights' and things like that."
"Correct, that's the first year curriculum."
"Do we have to learn all this?"
"Of course! What do you think this is, software engineering?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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when the boss tells us to deprioritize fixing tech debt "so we can ship more product features"
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You have been visited by margaret hamilton. Fast code and moon landings will come to you but only if you boost this toot
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Husband, father of two, software developer and creator of some Bitmessage stuff.
Joined May 2017
